I always want to update my journal, but I never feel like I have anything to say. I could recap my entire last week, but what good would that do? It's not like any of you actually care whether or not I went to salvation army or to see a movie. Though I did, bought a shirt with a dinosaur with a beer belly that says "homecoming 1985 W&J college" and I saw charlie and the chocolate factory with Kim, Caite, and some feminine man and caite's boyfriend. The movie was good. But who cares? You could read a thousand critic reviews that tell you the same thing. Boo for negativity. Now I'll be positive and pretend that people care what I have to say.

Tonight I drove over to Zoe's. We walked to my dad's and got some cards. We played "500" and watched law and order SVU because it's fun to watch a show about a 6 year old child who gets murdered and is found to have a sexually transmitted disease that she got from her sister who molested her and had her boyfriend arrange the death of the child. We ate ribs and tried to burn some brush that was underneath the bridge. My method was genius though we decided not to let it get out of hand. We played simpsons trivia, I left. I thought my car was broken, but I was mistaken. Before I left I found a tick on me. If I get lyme's disease, Zoe will die. She will be raped with a long samurai sword like in the film concept that Kim and I discussed long ago.

I'm going to virginia beach in nine days (if anyone else was just reminded of the song "story of a girl" then you are the bomb). We were looking at restaurants there and there's one called "croc's" (you can find it here: http://www.crocsrestaurant.com/) and it offers farm raised alligator bites. Yum yum yum. I must try alligator. Although they clearly don't understand reptiles if they call their restaurant "Croc's" yet they serve only alligator. but I guess "alli's" wasn't as cool so whatevz.

now I'm going to play panda golf at ebaum's world and listen to pop music.

yay for new icon. my girl wants to parsley all the thyme, parsley all the thyme, parsley all the thy-yme.